Item #: 3721 Category: VAMPIRES Format: VHS MPAA Rating: R

Woolly Rating: 4/10 (117 votes)

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JD	Aug 28, 2001 @ 8:23:43

<[:-} PLAN NINE FROM WOLDRUCK CASTLE? SO GEK ITS ALMOST GOOD.
DUBBED IN ENGLISH WITH MORE OF THOSE ODD-LOOKING DUTCH SUBTITLES. THIS IS S0 BAD. THE VAMPIRE SCHTICK IS MIXED WITH "NECRO-BIOLOGY" AND LONG EXPOSITIONS ON THE CARDIO-VASCULAR FITNESS OF BATS. ANITA ECKBERG'S CHARACTER IS SO WEAK-WILLED (AND JUST PLAIN STUPID) AS TO AROUSE ANGER. TOWARD THE END, INTENTIONAL HUMOR IS BLENDED IN, INCLUDING A SCENE WHERE A VAMPIRE PUT HER FANGS IN ON CAMERA AND WINKS AT THE CAMERA. I BELIEVE THEY KNEW AT THAT POINT WHAT A TURKEY THEY WERE COOKING. WITH A LACK OF SKIN, GORE, AND SPECIAL EFFECTS, ITS JUST TOO SLOW, WITH AN OVERLY HIGH YAWN TO INSANITY RATIO.

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