Item #: 7827 Category: GIALLO Format: VHS MPAA Rating: X

Woolly Rating: 5/10 (160 votes)

MEMBER COMMENTS ON THIS VIDEO

JD	Jun 25, 2001 @ 12:56:8

AT LEAST ONE CHARRED, SMOLDERING BRAIN STEM UP
FIRST OFF THE BAT, THIS IS VERY BAD. IT COULD BE "PLAN NINE FROM THE INSANE ASYLUM." BUT IT IS ENTERTAINING! THE ASYLUM, WHICH HOUSES ONLY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN (AT LEAST ONE OF WHOM IS A HOMOCIDAL MANIAC), IS HOUSED IN AN OLD CASTLE FILLED WITH EASILY ACCESSIBLE MEDIEVAL WEAPONS, AND EVEN HAS A DUNGEON WITH TORTURE INSTRUMENTS. THERE'S A HOMICIDAL MAN RUNNING AROUND IN A BLACK STOCKING MASK MAKING CONTINUOUS "DIRTY OLD MAN" NOISES. WHEN TOU SEE KLAUS KINSKI (WITH SHOULDER LENGTH STRAW-BLONDE WIG) PLAYING A PSYCHIATRIST YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN FOR A MASOCHISTIC EXPERIENCE. ONE OF THE PATIENTS ACCEPTS THE NEWS THAT HE HAS KEPT HER LOCKED UP ONLY BECAUSE HE WANTS TO HIT ON HER IS ACCEPTED AS IF IT WERE A GOOD THING. WE SPEND A LOT OF TIME WITH AN INCESTIOUS NYMPHOMANIAC. THERE'S AN ABUNDANCE OF NUDITY. ODDLY ENOUGH, ITS REALLY A VERY TAME MOVIE, NEVER GENERATING ANY REAL FEAR OR EROTICISM. THE FACT THAT ITS A POOR TRANSFER-TO-TAPE ADDS TO THE REEK. THE SOUND FLUTTERS WILDLY, WHICH IS A REAL TRIP WHEN THE MUSIC IS DOING ITS "OUTER LIMITS" THING. LIKE VERY LOW-BUDGET KUNG FU FILMS, THE ENGLISH DUBBING IT ATROCIOUS, WITH PEOPLES LIPS MOVING THREE SECONDS AFTER THEY STOP TALKING. SOMETIMES A WOMANS VOICE IS HEARD AS A MAN TALKS AND VICE-VERSA. AT ONE POINT THE DIALOGUE REVERTS TO ITALIAN. SOMETIMES IT STOPS COLD.

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